Baby vs. Alcoholic

In an attempt to start of 2012 and actually get back to writing in this, my favorite blog, we will start with 10 reasons a baby is just like an alcoholic

1. They are both addicted to the bottle
2. They both need help getting dressed
3. They both speak incoherently
4. They are both extremely loud when you want them to be quiet
5. Neither can walk very well or at all
6. Both seem obsessed with breasts
7. They both spit up all over their clothes (and don't seem to care)
8. They both make other people take care of them
9. They both think that they are the cutest in the world albeit for totally different reasons
10. They both pee in their pants

I hope that this brings us back to having a regular blog update but only time will tell. Wish me luck!!!